Sep 022008
Upon entering a nail salon in NYC
A: Come in, come in. You Chinese?
B: No, just American.
A: You look Chinese. What you want? Manicure, pedicure?
B: I’m not Chinese, but anyway, a pedicure, please.
A: Okay, you look like nice Chinese girl. Sit here, please. I do nice pedicure for you.
B: <sigh> Okay, great.